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A Sexy Thanksgiving Story
Crowded-room attraction, tender white skin, warm water, dripping anticipation, intimate preparation, spreading legs, butter, sweet juices, and one final grace turn seduction into turkey dinner.
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Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner is Better than Sex
Favorite dishes, modest turkeys, nibbling before dinner, shared plates, whipped cream desserts, paid holidays, encouraged seconds, naps, and football make the meal sound unbeatable.
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Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving
Giblets, terrific spreads, dark meat, tied legs, huge breasts, end-zone force, inflated parade characters, Cool Whip, tight pants, and stubborn squirting create holiday innuendo.
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Top 10 Holiday Feasting Tips
Carrot avoidance, eggnog excess, gravy volcanoes, whole-milk standards, buffet strategy, cookie positioning, triple pie rules, fruitcake rejection, and post-party misery define festive eating.
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Non-Stress Diet Rules
Grapefruit discipline collapses into Oreos, Rocky Road, hot fudge, garlic bread, pizza, beer, candy bars, invisible calories, diet soda logic, and medicinal cheesecake.
