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We Tested the New Lamborghini Youranus
An Italian supercar launch collapses under one impossible name, as owners face gas station heckling, forum chaos, awkward subscriptions, and marketing slogans nobody can survive.
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Top 10 Ways Paris Hilton Preps for Jail
Martha Stewart shower advice, Prada orange jumpsuits, toilet Cosmopolitans, signature delousing spray, and celebrity-style prison preparation turn a short sentence into tabloid comedy.
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Top 10 Reasons to Elect Homer Simpson
Oval offices, free food, Fox News support, failed decision apologies, donut cabinet appointments, Mayor McCheese, and six-pack inauguration parties make Springfield politics sound almost reasonable.
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Dan Quayle Quotes
Failure risks, future judgments, NASA priorities, pollution impurities, low voter turnout, prepared governors, and tomorrow’s future fill this collection of famously tangled political statements.
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Top 10 Messages Left for Fidel Castro
Humidors, revolutionary videos, olive fatigues, Kim Jong Il’s Playstation request, Paula Abdul confusion, Saddam greetings, and Cuba’s only answering machine create a dictator’s voicemail inbox.
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Jerry Falwell Targets
After Tinky Winky, the moral panic expands toward Fred Flintstone, Bugs Bunny, Velma, Batman, and other suspicious characters caught in wildly paranoid cartoon evidence files.
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Top 25 Things on Martha Stewart's To Do List
Gray paint shades, prison soap, insider trading memos, handmade bribes, toilet-seat doilies, hidden files in cake, and maximum flair prepare domestic perfection for jail.
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46 George Carlin Quotes
Petty things, tequila floors, non-prophet organizations, silent mimes, naked turtles, shrinking sheep, animal crackers, and tourist season questions showcase classic one-liners attributed to Carlin.
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Top 10 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard
Documents, messy desks, full voicemail boxes, strategic sighing, late emails, computer jargon, and annoyed expressions become a workplace survival manual for appearing busy.
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Top 10 Signs You're Obsessed with American Idol
British coworker insults, children named after judges, fat camp dreams, “Dawg” baby talk, Hollywood mail rituals, and Cincinnati attitude reveal a singing competition addiction.
