One day a man had enough and appeared before a judge asking for a divorce.

Quietly and carefully the Judge reviewed the man's papers and then asked him, "Sir, please tell me on what grounds you are seeking this divorce?"

"Well," the man says, "because I live in a three-story house."

The Judge replies, "Exactly what kind of reason is that? What is the big deal about a 3-story house???"

The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' , the second story is ...'It's that time of the month."...and the third story is, "NO...we'll wake up the children... "