Virgin

A woman & her best friend are shopping for a wedding gown. Surprised at her choice, the friend exclaims;

"you can't be serious, how can you wear white?"

The woman asks why not? "Well", said the friend, "this is your FOURTH wedding and you're not a virgin!"

"Oh, but I am" replied the woman.

"How can that be?"

My 1st husband was a Gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it.

My 2nd husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.

My 3rd husband was a contractor & never showed up.

But don't worry. This time I'm marrying a lawyer & I know I'll get screwed!"