Two Cats in the Cemetery

Two cats were wandering around late at night when they slipped through the gates of a quiet cemetery.

It was dark, silent… perfect for trouble.

As they explored, they came across a torn bag lying near a fresh grave.

One cat sniffed it. “Food.”

Inside were a bunch of small treats someone had left behind.

They started dividing it up.

“One for me, one for you… one for me, one for you…”

A few pieces rolled away toward the fence.

They ignored them and kept counting.

“One for me, one for you…”

Meanwhile, a guy walking his dog passed by the cemetery and froze when he heard voices.

He whispered, “Did you hear that?”

The dog whimpered.

From inside, they heard it clearly:

“One for me… one for you…”

The man turned pale.

“That’s it. I’m leaving. There’s something in there.”

As they hurried off, one cat suddenly looked up and said:

“Hey… don’t forget the ones by the gate.”