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Too Damn Ugly

Two soccer players are sitting in a dorm talking about girls. One says to the other, "I never get lucky. I'm just too damn ugly."
The other player says, "No, you just need to go where I live. Back home, girls don't care what you look like."
The ugly guy says, "Well lets go!" Arriving in the friends neighbourhood, they are walking down a street when the ugly bloke sees this gorgeous woman across the road, curling her finger towards him, saying: "Come here." Ugly Guy looks at his friend and says, "You're right. I'll catch up with ya later."
He runs after the woman, but she disappears for a moment around a building, but then reappears seductively signalling with her finger, "Come here."
He continues following her, but again she disappears behind another building, then reappears again, still curling her finger, "Come here." Finally, he sees her at the top of an apartment's stairs. One last time she curls her finger, "Come here."
He goes up the stairs, walks into the pitch black apartment, closes the door, then suddenly the lights come on. In front of him he sees the woman pointing at three kids saying, "I warned you time and time again that if you were bad I was going to bring you the Boogie Man!"

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