The Three Wishes Nurse

A doctor, a physical therapist, and a nurse were walking along the beach during their lunch break when they spotted an antique brass lamp poking out of the sand. They rubbed it, and sure enough, a genie puffed out.

"I will grant each of you one wish," the genie boomed.

The doctor stepped forward immediately. "I want to be on a private island in the Caribbean, sipping a drink and never having to worry about a patient's chart again!" Poof! He was gone.

The physical therapist went next. "I want to be in the Swiss Alps, skiing on the finest powder with a warm cabin waiting for me!" Poof! He was gone.

The genie turned to the nurse. "And what is your wish?"

The nurse looked at her watch, sighed, and said, "I want those two back on the floor in fifteen minutes. My shift isn't over yet!"