The Honest Lawyer

A wealthy lawyer was driving his brand-new BMW through a narrow mountain pass when he lost control and slammed into a guardrail. The impact tore the driver’s side door completely off the hinges. He managed to crawl out of the wreckage and stood on the side of the road, screaming at the top of his lungs, "My Beemer! My beautiful, expensive Beemer! It’s ruined!"

A police officer arrived on the scene and saw the lawyer hysterical over his car. The officer walked up, shook his head in disbelief, and said, "I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are. You’re so worried about your car that you didn’t even notice your left arm was ripped off at the elbow!"

The lawyer looked down at his bloody stump in total horror. His eyes went wide, and he let out an even louder, more agonizing scream: "Oh no! My Rolex!"