The High Speed Paint Job

A blonde woman, short on cash, decided to knock on doors in a wealthy neighborhood to see if anyone had any odd jobs. At the first house, a man answered and said, "Well, I suppose you could paint my porch. I have the brushes and a can of white paint ready to go. How much would you charge?"

The blonde thought for a second and replied, "Fifty bucks sounds fair!" The man agreed, handed her the supplies, and went back inside to watch the game.

About forty-five minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. "I’m all finished," she said with a proud smile.

The man was shocked. "Finished already? That was incredibly fast. Here is your fifty dollars."

As she took the money and started to head toward her car, she turned back and said, "Oh, and by the way, sir... you should probably know that it’s not a porch. It’s a Ferrari."