Elephant List Humor

The Great Puzzle Challenge

A blonde woman called her boyfriend in a state of total frustration. "I bought this jigsaw puzzle," she cried, "but I can't do it! None of the pieces fit together, and I can't make any sense of the picture on the box!"

Her boyfriend asked, "What is the picture supposed to be?"

"It’s a big, beautiful tiger," she sobbed.

Being a supportive partner, he told her to calm down and said he would be over in twenty minutes to help her out. When he arrived, she led him to the kitchen table where the pieces were scattered everywhere.

He looked at the table for a long, silent minute. Then he sighed, took her hand, and said, "Honey, first of all, I want you to relax. Second, let's have a nice cup of tea. And third..."

He leaned in close and whispered, "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."