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T in the Park

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male.

For many years the two statues faced each other. One morning an angel appeared before the statues and said: "Since you've both been exemplary statues and brought enjoyment to many people I am granting you your greatest wish. For 30 minutes, I grant you the gift of life. You can do whatever you desire..."

With that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods, and dove behind a couple of bushes.

The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL shit on its head."

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