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Bad Math
A student answers a simple math question with logic that shocks the teacher.
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Blonde Bank Robbers
Two blondes attempt a bank robbery with a plan that makes no sense.
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Puzzled Blonde
A blonde studies a simple puzzle but can’t figure out the answer.
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Redneck Birth Control
Two rednecks discuss a birth control idea that makes no sense.
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The Cat Door Mystery
A cat goes in and out all day for a surprisingly ridiculous reason.
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First Escalator Trip
When the silver doors open a hillbilly thinks he found a miracle machine.
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High Tech Mirror
When a hillbilly finds a mirror for the first time he thinks it is a picture.
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The Computer and the New User
Harold called tech support because his new computer wasn't responding.
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The Invisible Cloud
The IT department had to explain that the cloud isn't actually in the sky.
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Smart Home and Cold Pizza
The digital assistant decided that Mark needed a salad instead of a pizza.
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The Great Puzzle Challenge
Blonde called her boyfriend because her jigsaw puzzle was impossible.
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The High Speed Paint Job
Blonde charged fifty bucks to paint the porch but the owner is in for a shock.
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Cat Watching the Mouse All Day
A lazy cat finds a computer mouse and becomes oddly focused.
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Cat Finally Gets a Job
A lazy cat joins an office and quickly starts acting like management.
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Name That Duck
A contestant faces a strange game show challenge involving ducks.
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Robot Secretary
An office replaces its secretary with a robot that takes instructions literally.
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Post Office Interview
A job interview at the post office includes a very strange question.
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Get The Manager
An angry customer demands the manager over a very odd complaint.
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The Mystery of the Missing Hammer
Dad turns the house upside down looking for his tools during a DIY project.
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Dad's GPS Negotiation
My father was convinced he knew a shortcut that the GPS had never seen.
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Great Grilling Misunderstanding
My hungry stomach was no match for my father's dedication to his grill.
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The Dad and the Deli Counter
The clerk had to use a bit of magic to satisfy the dad’s hunger.
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One Apple Only
A strict rule about taking only one apple confuses a clever kid.
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Future Career
A teacher asks kids about their future careers and gets a shocking answer.
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First Day At School
A teacher asks a simple question on the first day of school.
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Indian Tribes
A class lesson about tribes leads to a surprising student answer.
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Never Lie To Your Mother
A kid learns the hard way why lying to your mother is never a good idea.
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Parenthood
Parents quickly learn that kids ask the one question nobody expects.
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The Other Milk
A child’s innocent question about milk catches the adults off guard.
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The Thought Process
A man explains his thinking step by step, leaving listeners baffled.
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Dead Donkey
A farmer tries to solve a problem involving a stubborn dead donkey.
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Potato Pickup
A farmer invents a very unusual way to pick up potatoes.
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Donkey Choices
A man must choose between two donkeys in a very strange situation.
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The Ostrich
A farmer notices something unusual about his ostrich.
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The Numpty
A man earns the nickname numpty after a very silly mistake.
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Absurd
Jokes where logic disappears, nonsense takes over, and nothing follows any rules.
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Comeback
Sharp replies, quick comebacks, and moments where the perfect response wins.
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Sarcastic
Dry humor, ironic twists, and sarcastic jokes that say the opposite of what they mean.
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Dark Humor
Edgy jokes that explore uncomfortable topics with unexpected and twisted humor.
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Dirty
Adult jokes with suggestive twists, bold setups, and humor that crosses the line.
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Classics
Timeless jokes that have been told for years and still work every single time.