Stupid Jokes

• Bad Math

  A student answers a simple math question with logic that shocks the teacher.

• Blonde Bank Robbers

  Two blondes attempt a bank robbery with a plan that makes no sense.

• Puzzled Blonde

  A blonde studies a simple puzzle but can’t figure out the answer.

• Redneck Birth Control

  Two rednecks discuss a birth control idea that makes no sense.

• The Cat Door Mystery

  A cat goes in and out all day for a surprisingly ridiculous reason.

• First Escalator Trip

  When the silver doors open a hillbilly thinks he found a miracle machine.

• High Tech Mirror

  When a hillbilly finds a mirror for the first time he thinks it is a picture.

• The Computer and the New User

  Harold called tech support because his new computer wasn't responding.

• The Invisible Cloud

  The IT department had to explain that the cloud isn't actually in the sky.

• Smart Home and Cold Pizza

  The digital assistant decided that Mark needed a salad instead of a pizza.

• The Great Puzzle Challenge

  Blonde called her boyfriend because her jigsaw puzzle was impossible.

• The High Speed Paint Job

  Blonde charged fifty bucks to paint the porch but the owner is in for a shock.

• Cat Watching the Mouse All Day

  A lazy cat finds a computer mouse and becomes oddly focused.

• Cat Finally Gets a Job

  A lazy cat joins an office and quickly starts acting like management.

• Name That Duck

  A contestant faces a strange game show challenge involving ducks.

• Robot Secretary

  An office replaces its secretary with a robot that takes instructions literally.

• Post Office Interview

  A job interview at the post office includes a very strange question.

• Get The Manager

  An angry customer demands the manager over a very odd complaint.

• The Mystery of the Missing Hammer

  Dad turns the house upside down looking for his tools during a DIY project.

• Dad's GPS Negotiation

  My father was convinced he knew a shortcut that the GPS had never seen.

• Great Grilling Misunderstanding

  My hungry stomach was no match for my father's dedication to his grill.

• The Dad and the Deli Counter

  The clerk had to use a bit of magic to satisfy the dad’s hunger.

• One Apple Only

  A strict rule about taking only one apple confuses a clever kid.

• Future Career

  A teacher asks kids about their future careers and gets a shocking answer.

• First Day At School

  A teacher asks a simple question on the first day of school.

• Indian Tribes

  A class lesson about tribes leads to a surprising student answer.

• Never Lie To Your Mother

  A kid learns the hard way why lying to your mother is never a good idea.

• Parenthood

  Parents quickly learn that kids ask the one question nobody expects.

• The Other Milk

  A child’s innocent question about milk catches the adults off guard.

• The Thought Process

  A man explains his thinking step by step, leaving listeners baffled.

• Dead Donkey

  A farmer tries to solve a problem involving a stubborn dead donkey.

• Potato Pickup

  A farmer invents a very unusual way to pick up potatoes.

• Donkey Choices

  A man must choose between two donkeys in a very strange situation.

• The Ostrich

  A farmer notices something unusual about his ostrich.

• The Numpty

  A man earns the nickname numpty after a very silly mistake.

More Curated Humor

• Absurd

  Jokes where logic disappears, nonsense takes over, and nothing follows any rules.

• Comeback

  Sharp replies, quick comebacks, and moments where the perfect response wins.

• Sarcastic

  Dry humor, ironic twists, and sarcastic jokes that say the opposite of what they mean.

• Dark Humor

  Edgy jokes that explore uncomfortable topics with unexpected and twisted humor.

• Dirty

  Adult jokes with suggestive twists, bold setups, and humor that crosses the line.

• Classics

  Timeless jokes that have been told for years and still work every single time.