Sports Jokes

• The Longest Putt Ever Made

  After a lightning bolt destroys the flagstick on the eighteenth green a golfer explains why he was able to stay perfectly calm during the explosion.

• The $2000 Golf Lesson

  After hiring the most expensive golf pro in the city a businessman realizes that the best way to improve his score is to give up the game entirely.

• New NFL Prospect's Secret Talent

  After a coach scouts a kid with unbelievable throwing power he asks how he trained but the answer involves some very aggressive monkeys.

• The Magic Lamp on the Tenth Hole

  After finding a magic lamp on the tenth hole a golfer makes a deal that helps his rival even more until he reveals his secret plan for revenge.

• The Widow's Extra Ticket

  After spotting an empty seat at a sold out game a fan hears a story about a devoted husband whose family has some very interesting priorities.

• The $100 First Tee Mistake

  After a golfer makes a big bet against an old man with wooden clubs he witnesses a series of impossible events that lead to a hole in one.

• The Wrong Time for Golf

  When a funeral procession passes the seventh hole a golfer stops to pay his respects in a way that leaves his partner speechless until the truth comes out.

• Bad Day On The Course

  A golfer heads out to the course expecting a relaxing round, but from the very first hole things begin going wrong.

• The Rabbi and the Perfect Round

  After a Rabbi skips his own service to play a secret round of golf he receives a miracle on the green that serves as a very clever divine punishment.

• The Quarterback’s Very Honest Dog

  After showing off a dog that celebrates touchdowns and mourns interceptions a quarterback admits the one thing the dog has never seen.

• Devoted Fan at the Super Bowl

  After finding an empty seat at the Super Bowl a man hears a touching story about a loyal wife but the final twist reveals where his priorities really lie.

• The Parrot Who Loved Football

  After a psychic parrot correctly predicts a blowout loss for its owner’s favorite team it gets a timeout in the freezer and a very confusing roommate.

• Football Playing Turkey

  A farmer discovers that one of his turkeys has an unusual talent that could make it the star of a football game.

• Sports Fishing

  A man excited about sport fishing proudly explains his strategy for catching the biggest fish in the lake.

• Fishing Trip

  Two buddies head out for a relaxing fishing trip, but when one of them starts bragging about his luck, the day quickly takes an unusual turn.

• Duck Hunting

  Two hunters head out for a day of duck hunting, but a misunderstanding about what they’ve actually shot quickly turns into an awkward argument with someone nearby.

• Toughest Shot

  An athlete prepares to attempt what might be the toughest shot of his career. Everyone watching wonders whether the challenge can actually be done.

• Balls Away

  During a casual sports moment, someone sends a ball flying much farther than expected. What follows leaves everyone watching unsure whether to laugh or worry.