Smart Phone Upgrade

A hillbilly finally decided it was time to upgrade his old flip phone.

He walked into the store, pointed at the newest smartphone, and said, I want the smartest one you got.

The clerk smiled, set him up, and explained everything.

It’s got voice commands, internet, maps, all that.

The hillbilly nodded, impressed.

A few days later, his friend stopped by.

So how’s that fancy phone working out?

The hillbilly shrugged.

It’s alright… but I think mine’s defective.

Defective? his friend asked.

Yeah, the hillbilly said. They told me it’s real smart.

Well yeah.

But every time I ask it a question…

He pulled out the phone, held it up, and said loudly:

Hey phone, what’s the weather?

The phone lit up and started talking.

His friend smiled. See? Works fine.

The hillbilly shook his head.

Yeah, but listen to this…

He lowered the phone and added:

It keeps answering back.

Now I gotta argue with it every time I wanna know something.