One morning a woman went to the local mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father. The huge displays for the hundreds of cards really astounded her.

She muttered out loud, "Hmm, I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."

The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes m'am, they do, but they're up in the Sporting Goods section."

"Really?" exclaimed the woman.

"Yes m'am...They're called darts."