A lady placed an advert in the local paper

Rich Widow in search of a Man to share life and Fortune, with the following qualifications:

* Won't beat me up.

* Won't run away from me.

* Must be great in bed.

Her phone rang off the hook for a whole month, but all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her needs.

Then when she had all but given up, the doorbell rang, she opened the door and found a man with no arms or legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hey," said the man "Your search is over - I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The lady asked, "And what makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"