School Jokes

• Little Johnny and the Three Words

  When the teacher asks for three new words Little Johnny shares exactly what he heard his family saying over the weekend with disastrous results.

• Little Johnny and the Spelling Lesson

  During a spelling lesson at school Little Johnny chooses the word permit and tells the entire class a disgusting story about his father’s digestive issues.

• Bad Math

  A teacher asks a simple math question in class, expecting an easy answer, but one student’s unusual reasoning leaves the entire room confused.

• Future Career

  A teacher asks students what they want to be when they grow up, expecting typical answers, but one child’s ambitious career plan surprises the whole class.

• Sexual Language Used

  A concerned parent receives a note from school warning about inappropriate language used in class, but the explanation from the student only makes things more confusing.

• Suggestive

  A teacher warns the class about using suggestive language, but when one student asks an innocent question, the situation becomes unexpectedly awkward.

• First Day At School

  A young student arrives for the first day at a new school, and the teacher’s simple question sparks an unexpected response.

• The Final Exam

  During a final exam, a nervous student tries to answer a question that seems impossible. The way the student approaches the problem surprises the teacher.

• Lecture On Supernatural

  During a lecture on the supernatural, a professor asks the audience a simple question that leads to an unexpected exchange.

• Indian Tribes

  A teacher explains the history of Native American tribes, but a student’s unexpected question surprises the class.

• The Dot

  A teacher notices a small dot on a student’s paper and begins asking questions about it. What seems like a tiny detail quickly becomes the focus of the entire discussion.

• Smart Alec

  A smart alec kid in class can’t resist making sarcastic comments whenever the teacher asks a question. One day the teacher finally decides to turn the tables.

• Bad Kids

  A group of kids gets into trouble at school, forcing the teacher to deal with their mischievous behavior.

• The School Report

  A parent sits down to read their child’s school report, expecting the usual comments from the teacher.

• Little Johnny

  Little Johnny raises his hand in class and asks a question that leaves the teacher completely unprepared.