Sarcastic Jokes

• Too Damn Ugly

  A brutally honest comment leaves someone completely stunned.

• Dear Santa

  A child writes a brutally honest letter to Santa Claus.

• Sarcastic Burglar

  A burglar breaks into a house but encounters something unexpected.

• Silent Treatment Strategy

  His plan to use the power of silence backfired in the middle of the bar.

• Do You Know Me?

  An angry man demands to know if anyone recognizes who he is.

• Clever Lawyer Fee

  A client finds out the hard way that every single question has a price.

• It Pays To Proofread

  A small proofreading mistake creates a huge misunderstanding.

• The Honest Lawyer

  When a lawyer crashes his brand new car he ignores a major injury.

• Engineers And Managers

  Engineers and managers argue about who truly understands the work.

• American Management

  A workplace meeting shows the unique style of American management.

• Executive Envelopes

  A boss leaves envelopes with instructions for future problems.

• The Thought Process

  A man explains his thinking step by step, leaving listeners baffled.

• How The Rich Get Richer

  A curious man asks a millionaire the secret behind getting richer every year.

• Selling Life Insurance

  An insurance salesman tries a bold approach to convince a new client.

• Get The Manager

  An angry customer demands the manager over a very odd complaint.

• Thinking On Your Feet

  An employee must quickly invent an excuse during a tense moment.

• The Pay Check

  An employee opens his paycheck and quickly notices something strange.

• The Dad and the Deli Counter

  The clerk had to use a bit of magic to satisfy the dad’s hunger.

• Great Grilling Misunderstanding

  My hungry stomach was no match for my father's dedication to his grill.

• Dad's GPS Negotiation

  My father was convinced he knew a shortcut that the GPS had never seen.

• First Date Investigation

  The questions on this first date were getting way too specific for comfort.

• Divorced From Reality

  A messy divorce hearing reveals just how differently two spouses see reality.

• Never Hire a Man

  A woman explains why hiring a man turned into a terrible idea.

• Wife Knows Best

  A husband learns the truth behind the phrase wife knows best.

• Parenthood

  Parents quickly learn that kids ask the one question nobody expects.

• Smart Alec

  A sarcastic kid tries being clever with a teacher.

• One Apple Only

  A strict rule about taking only one apple confuses a clever kid.

• The Contestant

  A nervous game show contestant struggles with what should be an easy question.

• The Senator and the Truth Serum

  The Senator’s nasal spray was actually truth serum and the debate was a disaster.

• The Politician and the Flood

  The Senator had total faith in his campaign promises until the water rose.

• The Mayor and the Three Potholes

  The pothole was a disaster until the mayor turned it into a tourist attraction.

• A Kind Lawyer

  A lawyer insists he’s kinder than most of his profession.

• Lawyer Love?

  Someone wonders if lawyers are actually capable of love.

• The Admiral and the Small Light

  The Admiral tried to pull rank on a small light in the fog but he was in for a shock.

• Actual Radio Conversation

  A real radio conversation between ships becomes surprisingly tense.

More Curated Humor

• Absurd

  Jokes where logic disappears, nonsense takes over, and nothing follows any rules.

• Comeback

  Sharp replies, quick comebacks, and moments where the perfect response wins.

• Stupid

  Ridiculous jokes built on bad logic, silly ideas, and decisions that make no sense.

• Dark Humor

  Edgy jokes that explore uncomfortable topics with unexpected and twisted humor.

• Dirty

  Adult jokes with suggestive twists, bold setups, and humor that crosses the line.

• Classics

  Timeless jokes that have been told for years and still work every single time.