Religion Jokes

• The Priest and the Perfect Lie

  After a priest hits an impossible eagle with divine help he realizes the ultimate irony of receiving a miracle while skipping his own Sunday service.

• Rabbi Cohen and the Golden Gate

  After arriving in heaven a devoted Rabbi learns a very humorous lesson about why a New York City taxi driver received a much bigger reward than a man of the cloth.

• The Priest and the Perfect Pass

  After a priest stuns a professional coach with a perfect pass he explains how he practiced his accuracy on a choir member who would not stop singing.

• Which Way To Heaven

  A man arrives at the gates of heaven and asks a simple question, but the response leads to a surprising exchange.

• The Rabbi and the Perfect Round

  After a Rabbi skips his own service to play a secret round of golf he receives a miracle on the green that serves as a very clever divine punishment.

• The Angel Atop Tradition

  During a church discussion about long-standing traditions, someone raises a curious question about the angel statue on top of the building.

• A Question for the Wise Rabbi

  After a stressed businessman asks a famous Rabbi for the secret to a century of happiness he receives a very honest answer about the perception of time.

• Church Poking

  During a quiet church service, one distracted parishioner keeps poking the person next to him, creating a distraction that slowly spreads through the pews.

• Immaculate Conception

  During a religious discussion, someone brings up the concept of immaculate conception, leading to an awkward misunderstanding.

• Choosing the Right Rabbi

  After stopping at a local deli a hungry traveler discovers that choosing the right spiritual leader depends entirely on whether you want a blessing or a sandwich.

• The Rabbi and the Talking Dog

  After a Rabbi stops to admire a dog playing checkers in the park he learns that even a brilliant animal has to deal with high expectations from his owner.

• Rabbi Playing Golf

  A rabbi decides to skip his usual duties to play a quiet round of golf, hoping nobody will notice, but someone unexpected is definitely watching.

• Guardian Angel

  A man begins to wonder whether a guardian angel might actually be watching over him after a series of strange events.

• Sign From God

  A man searching for guidance asks God for a clear sign about an important decision, but the answer he receives isn’t what he expected.

• Planning For The After-Life

  Two friends begin discussing what might happen after death, but their practical planning quickly becomes unusual.

• The Young Priest

  A young priest begins his first day serving the community, hoping to do everything properly, but an early encounter leaves him confused.

• New Priest

  A newly assigned priest arrives at his church eager to make a good impression, but his first interaction with the congregation doesn’t go quite as planned.

• Preacher's Story

  During Sunday service, a preacher decides to share a story meant to teach an important lesson, but the tale takes a direction that catches the congregation off guard.

• Preacher's Ass

  During a church gathering, a preacher becomes the center of attention for a reason no one expected.

• Sisters Of Mercy

  A group of nuns from the Sisters of Mercy encounters a situation that challenges their patience and composure.

• If The Rabbi Stays

  Members of a congregation debate whether their rabbi should remain in the community, but the final condition for staying surprises everyone.

• Queen And The Pope

  The Queen and the Pope meet for a formal occasion, but a simple misunderstanding creates an awkward moment.

• Adam and Eve

  In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve try to make sense of their new world together. As they explore life’s mysteries, one particular situation raises a surprisingly awkward question.

• Christmas Prayers

  On Christmas Eve, a child says a bedtime prayer, but the way the prayer is delivered surprises everyone nearby.

• Stairway To Enlightenment

  A man searching for enlightenment climbs a long staircase hoping to gain wisdom at the top.

• The Saviour

  A man believes he has arrived just in time to save the day in a difficult situation. As he explains his plan, others begin wondering if help is really what’s happening.