Elephant List Humor

Puzzled Blonde

A young blonde housewife calls her husband at work one day and asks him: "Hi Honey, Can you help me when you get home?"

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"

"Well, you see, I started this really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces!"

"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."

"It's a big rooster," she said.

Later that evening, the husband arrives home and sees his wife still with a puzzled look on her face. He says to her: "Ok... time to put the corn flakes back into the box...!"