Programmer Jokes

• Debugging of a First Date

  A developer tries to run a first date like a software beta test.

• The Programmer and the Magic Lamp

  A genie decides that building a bridge is easier than fixing broken code.

• Binary Behind Bars

  A hacker calculates his prison sentence using big O notation.

• Canine Computer Genius

  A CEO discovers that his best coder has four legs and a tail.

• The Invisible Cloud

  A CEO worries about his data leaking during a rainstorm.

• Smart Home and Cold Pizza

  A man’s smart home system refuses to let him order dinner.

• The Computer and the New User

  A man mistakes a computer mouse for a foot pedal.

• It Pays To Proofread

  A tiny typo creates a huge misunderstanding.