Poke Me

A girl called jess keeps falling asleep in class one day the teacher comes up 2 her and goes

JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS

jess is sleepin so a boy pokes her in the back with a pencil... in shock she jumps and goes

JESUS CHRIST!

CORRECT!

a min later jess falls asleep again and the teacher comes over and goes...

JESSICA, TELL ME WHO CREATED THE WORLD

she doesnt reply so the boy pokes her in the back with a pencil again

Jess once again jumps in fright and goes

GOD ALMIGHTY

CORRECT!!!

jess falls asleep again yet the teacher comes over and says

JESSICA WAT DID EVE SAY 2 ADAM AFTER THEIR 29TH CHILD?!

Jess is sleeping so the boy pokes her again

she is so annoyed that she stands up and says

IF U POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA RIP IT OFF YA!!