As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 4-year-old daughter was having a great time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears streaming down her face...

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

Dejected, sad and broken, she looked up at me and said -

"Daddy, where's my booger?