Elephant List Humor

One Apple Only

At a picnic for a Catholic school, the Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying: "Take only one apple please -- remember, God is watching."

At the other end of the table, there was a large pile of delicious chocolate cookies, on which a third grade student had placed a sign saying:

"Take all the cookies you want -- God is watching the apples."