Moonlight Solar Installation

A redneck decided he was going to save money on electricity, so he bought a set of solar panels.

He spent the whole weekend installing them on his roof, climbing up and down with tools, adjusting angles, making sure everything looked just right.

By Sunday evening, he stood back, wiped his hands, and smiled.

This is gonna pay for itself.

That night, he flipped on the lights inside… and nothing happened.

He tried again.

Still nothing.

Now he was frustrated.

The next morning, his neighbor walked over.

How’d that solar thing work out?

The redneck shook his head.

I think it’s broken.

Broken? the neighbor asked.

Yeah, he said. Worked all day yesterday while I was installing it.

The neighbor frowned.

Then why ain’t it working now?

The redneck pointed up at the sky.

Look around…

Ain’t no sun.

The neighbor sighed.

Well yeah… it’s night.

The redneck crossed his arms.

Exactly.

That’s when I need the lights the most.