Elephant List Humor

Lost Car in the Parking Lot

A blonde walked out of a large shopping mall carrying several bags and stopped in the middle of the parking lot.

She looked left. Then right.

Then slowly turned in a full circle.

Her car was nowhere to be seen.

After a few minutes of walking up and down the rows, she sighed and pulled out her phone.

A security guard nearby noticed her frustration and walked over.

Everything okay? he asked.

I can’t find my car, she said. I parked it somewhere around here.

The guard nodded.

Do you remember anything about where you parked?

The blonde thought for a second.

Yeah… I do.

Great, the guard said. What do you remember?

She smiled, relieved.

It was right next to a car that looked exactly like mine.

The guard paused… then slowly looked around the parking lot filled with identical cars.

Then back at her.

That narrows it down.