Little Johnny and the Three Words

The teacher gave the class a weekend assignment. "I want everyone to go home and learn three new words from your family," she instructed. On Monday morning, she called on Little Johnny first. "Johnny, what are your three words?"

Johnny stood up proudly. "The first one is 'Shut up!' I learned that from my dad when he was watching the game." The teacher gasped, but before she could speak, Johnny continued. "The second one is 'Hell yeah!' My brother said that when he got a date. And the third one is 'Batman!' My little brother was watching cartoons."

Horrified, the teacher pointed to the door. "Johnny, you go straight to the principal’s office right now!"

Johnny shrugged, grabbed his backpack, and started walking out. The teacher yelled after him, "Johnny, do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Johnny looked back and smirked. "Hell yeah!"

"Get out!" she screamed. "Who do you think you are?"

Johnny struck a heroic pose at the door and shouted, "Batman!"