Lawyer Jokes

• Clever Lawyer Fee

  A young man learns that a lawyer's time is literally money.

• Materialistic Lawyers

  Two lawyers argue about wealth and success.

• The Honest Lawyer

  A lawyer cares more about his car than his own health.

• A Kind Lawyer

  A lawyer claims he’s kinder than most of his peers.

• Lawyer Love?

  Someone wonders if lawyers are capable of love.

• Your Lawyer Is Dead

  A man receives shocking news about his lawyer.

• Divorced From Reality

  A messy divorce hearing reveals one spouse’s odd version of events.