High Tech Mirror

A hillbilly was walking through the woods when he spotted something shiny on the ground. He picked it up and realized it was a mirror—something he had never seen in his life. He looked into the glass, gasped, and whispered, "Well, I’ll be... it’s a picture of my daddy!"

He was so moved by the "photo" that he took it home and hid it in the attic, sneaking up every day to have a private conversation with his dear old dad. His wife eventually grew suspicious of his secret trips to the dusty attic. One afternoon, while he was out hunting, she crept upstairs to investigate.

She found the mirror tucked behind a crate and pulled it out. She took one look at the reflection, narrowed her eyes, and hissed, "I knew it! He’s got himself a girlfriend... and she’s as ugly as a mud fence!"