High Speed Tourist

A hillbilly was putt-putting along a back country road on his old moped when a brand-new Ferrari pulled up beside him. The driver, a flashy guy in a suit, honked his horn and yelled, "Hey, buddy! Ever driven a Ferrari? It’s got five hundred horsepower!"

The driver floored it, leaving the hillbilly in a cloud of dust. A mile down the road, the driver looked in his rearview mirror and saw a blur flying toward him. Wham! The hillbilly on the moped smashed right into the back of the Ferrari.

The driver slammed on the brakes and jumped out. He ran to the hillbilly, who was sprawled out on the pavement, tangled in his moped. "Oh my gosh!" the driver cried. "Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?"

The hillbilly looked up, gasping for air, and whispered, "No... I just need you to unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"