Hearing Aid Upgrade

An elderly man went to the doctor for a checkup, and the doctor noticed he was wearing a brand-new, state-of-the-art hearing aid. "That looks like an expensive piece of equipment," the doctor remarked. "How do you like it?"

The grandpa beamed. "It’s wonderful! It’s the best one on the market. I can hear a pin drop in the next room, and it even connects to my television. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's worth every penny."

"That’s fantastic," the doctor said. "I bet your family is thrilled that you can finally join in on the conversations again."

The old man chuckled and shook his head. "Oh, I haven't told them yet. I’ve just been sitting around the living room, listening to them talk while they think I’m still deaf as a post."

The doctor looked concerned. "And what have you heard?"

The grandpa smirked. "In the last week alone? I’ve changed my will four times!"