Free TV Installation

A hillbilly bought himself a brand new TV and brought it home, proud as could be.

He set it up in the living room, plugged it in, and turned it on.

Nothing but static.

He moved the antenna around. Still static.

He adjusted the cables, unplugged everything, plugged it back in. Static.

Frustrated, he called his neighbor over for help.

The neighbor walked in, looked at the setup, and said, Did you try moving the antenna outside?

The hillbilly nodded. Already did.

Well did it help?

Oh yeah, the hillbilly said.

The neighbor looked hopeful. So what happened?

The hillbilly shrugged.

Now the TV works great…

He paused.

But I gotta stand out in the yard holding the antenna if I wanna watch it.