Fishing With Dynamite Plan

A redneck was sitting by the river all morning without catching a single fish.

After hours of waiting, he finally stood up and said, There’s gotta be a faster way.

The next day, he came back with a plan.

He set down his gear, looked around to make sure no one was watching, then pulled out a stick of dynamite.

His friend, who had followed him out of curiosity, stared in disbelief.

You serious right now?

The redneck nodded.

Watch this.

He lit the fuse and tossed it into the water.

A second later, boom.

Fish floated up everywhere.

The redneck grinned, started scooping them into a bucket as fast as he could.

His friend shook his head.

Man… that’s crazy.

But does it always work like that?

The redneck looked up, still smiling.

Every time.

The friend crossed his arms.

So what’s the catch?

The redneck paused, looked at the water… then at the empty bucket.

Then slowly said:

Well… now I gotta find where the river went.