Elephant List Humor

Dear Daddy

Dear Daddy,

Univer$ity i$ really great. I'm making lot$ of

friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I

$imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would

like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear

from you.

Love,

Your $on.

.....

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy

are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt

forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task,

and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad