Dark Humor Jokes

• The Wrong Time for Golf

  Arthur paused his game to honor a passing funeral but the reason is a shock.

• The Grandfather of All Secrets

  The secret to a sixty year marriage involves a horse and a warning.

• Funeral Plans

  An elderly couple calmly discusses funeral plans with a very unusual request.

• Your Lawyer Is Dead

  A man receives shocking news about his lawyer.

• The Hit Man

  A nervous man hires a hitman but quickly regrets the conversation.

• Russian Roulette

  Friends discuss a dangerous game and the risks involved.

• Dead Donkey

  A farmer tries to solve a problem involving a stubborn dead donkey.

• The 3 Convicts

  Three convicts receive a surprising offer from the prison warden.

• Solitary Confinement

  A prisoner in solitary confinement finds creative ways to cope.

• Bad News First

  A doctor insists on delivering the bad news before anything else.

• The Honest Lawyer

  When a lawyer crashes his brand new car he ignores a major injury.

• Sick Man

  A man visits the doctor with a strange complaint that leaves the room puzzled.

• Doctor Visit

  A routine doctor visit becomes awkward once symptoms are explained.

• Don't Laugh Doc

  A patient warns the doctor not to laugh before explaining his problem.

• The Automated Doctor

  A futuristic medical machine promises quick diagnoses for any problem.

• The Pesticide Condom

  A bizarre product idea leaves customers questioning its purpose.

• Too Much Viagra

  A man takes more medicine than he should and regrets it.

• The Mother In Law and the Lion

  John’s mother in law was in a fight with a lion but he refused to help.

• The Mother In Law and the Genie

  The mother in law wished to be alone on an island but the man had a better idea.

• Redneck Coroner

  A small-town coroner approaches an investigation in his own way.

• Witness Interviews Gone Bad

  Detectives interview witnesses who only make the case stranger.

• Testimony Of A Police Officer

  A police officer gives testimony that leaves the courtroom puzzled.

• The Politician and the Flood

  The Senator had total faith in his campaign promises until the water rose.

• The Senator and the Truth Serum

  The Senator’s nasal spray was actually truth serum and the debate was a disaster.

• Planning For The After-Life

  Two friends debate what might actually happen in the afterlife.

• Which Way To Heaven

  A man arriving in heaven asks a simple question about directions.

• Guardian Angel

  A man begins to wonder if a guardian angel just saved his life.

• Sign From God

  A man asks for a sign from God and suddenly thinks he receives one.

• Dangerous Wishes

  A magical wish sounds harmless until the consequences appear.

• The Widow's Extra Ticket

  Steve found an empty seat next to a widow but her explanation was unexpected.

• Two Cats in the Cemetery

  At night, two cats find food in a cemetery while someone listens nearby.

• Alligators

  A man swims in a place where alligators are known to appear.

• The Killer

  A man becomes convinced that a dangerous killer is nearby.

More Curated Humor

• Absurd

  Jokes where logic disappears, nonsense takes over, and nothing follows any rules.

• Comeback

  Sharp replies, quick comebacks, and moments where the perfect response wins.

• Sarcastic

  Dry humor, ironic twists, and sarcastic jokes that say the opposite of what they mean.

• Stupid

  Ridiculous jokes built on bad logic, silly ideas, and decisions that make no sense.

• Dirty

  Adult jokes with suggestive twists, bold setups, and humor that crosses the line.

• Classics

  Timeless jokes that have been told for years and still work every single time.