Comeback Jokes

• Johnny Strikes Back

  Johnny finally gets the chance to respond to a teacher’s question.

• Smart Alec

  A sarcastic kid tries being clever with a teacher.

• Insulting The Officer

  A driver says something to a police officer that makes things worse.

• Do You Know Me?

  An angry man demands to know if anyone recognizes who he is.

• Poke Me

  A man asks someone behind him for a small favor that quickly backfires.

• Get The Manager

  An angry customer demands the manager over a very odd complaint.

• Thinking On Your Feet

  An employee must quickly invent an excuse during a tense moment.

• The Cop Test

  A police officer gives a suspect a clever test during questioning.

• Sister Logical

  Two sisters argue using logic until one makes a surprising point.

• One Apple Only

  A strict rule about taking only one apple confuses a clever kid.

• Bad Math

  A student answers a simple math question with logic that shocks the teacher.

• Future Career

  A teacher asks kids about their future careers and gets a shocking answer.

• First Day At School

  A teacher asks a simple question on the first day of school.

• Protective Father

  A father meets the boy who wants to date his daughter.

• The Dad and the Deli Counter

  The clerk had to use a bit of magic to satisfy the dad’s hunger.

• Never Lie To Your Mother

  A kid learns the hard way why lying to your mother is never a good idea.

• Price Check On Tampax

  A loud store announcement causes embarrassment throughout the aisle.

• Post Office Interview

  A job interview at the post office includes a very strange question.

• Help Wanted

  A job applicant responds to a help wanted sign with confidence.

• Engineers And Managers

  Engineers and managers argue about who truly understands the work.

• American Management

  A workplace meeting shows the unique style of American management.

• The Contestant

  A nervous game show contestant struggles with what should be an easy question.

• Chase Manhattan Bank

  A man visits a bank with a request that surprises the officer.

• Materialistic Lawyers

  Two lawyers compare wealth and success with hilarious results.

• A Kind Lawyer

  A lawyer insists he’s kinder than most of his profession.

• The Mother In Law and the Two Ties

  Mark bought two ties for his mother in law but her reaction was a total trap.

• The Mother In Law at the Airport

  Sylvia wanted to clear the air before her flight but she had a final jab.

• The Mother In Law and the Parrot

  Gary’s new parrot had a big mouth and his mother in law was the target.

• Dinner Etiquette

  A formal dinner turns uncomfortable when someone ignores basic etiquette.

• Ladies Room

  A man accidentally enters the wrong restroom and must explain himself.

• Got Balls

  Two men argue over bravery until one demands proof.

• Smart Boy

  A proud father shows off his son’s intelligence with a question.

More Curated Humor

• Absurd

  Jokes where logic disappears, nonsense takes over, and nothing follows any rules.

• Sarcastic

  Dry humor, ironic twists, and sarcastic jokes that say the opposite of what they mean.

• Stupid

  Ridiculous jokes built on bad logic, silly ideas, and decisions that make no sense.

• Dark Humor

  Edgy jokes that explore uncomfortable topics with unexpected and twisted humor.

• Dirty

  Adult jokes with suggestive twists, bold setups, and humor that crosses the line.

• Classics

  Timeless jokes that have been told for years and still work every single time.