Elephant List Humor

Blonde Checking the Weather

A blonde was getting ready for work and decided to check the weather before heading out.

She turned on the TV just in time to catch the forecast.

The meteorologist pointed to the map and said, It’s going to be around 30 degrees today.

The blonde paused, thinking.

30?

She walked over to her closet, looked at her jackets, then shook her head.

No way.

She grabbed a light sweater instead and headed out.

A few minutes later, she stepped outside, immediately froze, and ran back in shivering.

She rushed back to the TV, just as the forecast replayed.

30 degrees.

She stared at the screen, confused.

Then her eyes widened.

Ohhh…

She grabbed her phone, quickly dialed her friend, and said:

Hey… quick question…

Since when did they stop using percent for weather?