Blonde Buying a Dog

A blonde walked into a pet store and pointed at a cute little dog in the window.

I want that one, she said.

The shop owner smiled and brought the dog over.

Great choice. Very smart breed.

The blonde nodded seriously.

Perfect.

She looked at the dog, then back at the owner.

Quick question… is it a male or a female?

The owner said, That one’s a male.

The blonde leaned down, lifted the dog up, turned it slightly… and studied it closely.

After a few seconds, she nodded.

Okay, I’ll take it.

The owner raised an eyebrow.

Just curious… how could you tell?

The blonde smiled confidently.

Easy.

She pointed at the dog.

He’s not wearing a dress.