There was this wee fella sitting at a bar peacefully drinking his beer. A while later a huge beast of a guy walks into the bar and goes up to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The wee guy falls off his bar stool and when he gets up the big guy laughs, saying: "That was a karate chop from Korea"

The big guy goes to the restroom and the wee fella orders himself another beer. About 10 minutes later the big guy comes back and Karate chops the little guy in the back again. The wee guy gets up and dusts himself down, to which the big guy laughs and says, "That was a karate chop from China"

The little guy gets up and decides he ain't gonna take any more of this, so he leaves the bar. About half an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he's on the floor.

The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar...from Sears!"