Animal Jokes

• Insane Gorilla

  A zoo worker encounters a gorilla behaving strangely leaving everyone wondering what caused the sudden change.

• The Two Cats and the Vet

  Two cats face a vet visit in completely different ways but the calm one reveals a surprising reason for its behavior at the worst possible moment.

• Multi-Talented Mutt

  When a man finds a talking dog for sale for only ten dollars he hears an incredible life story before the owner reveals the truth about the pup.

• Panda In A Bar

  A panda walks into a bar and calmly takes a seat like any other customer, leaving the bartender wondering what will happen next.

• Lucky Frog

  A man discovers a frog that seems to bring extraordinary luck wherever it goes and decides to test the strange fortune surrounding it.

• The Cat Who Clocked In

  Strange sounds in the kitchen every night lead to a discovery of a cat with a routine that feels less like mischief and more like a job.

• Dog and The Leopard

  A dog wandering through the forest suddenly encounters a hungry leopard and quickly begins thinking of a clever way out.

• Dead Donkey

  A farmer discovers his donkey has died and decides to deal with the situation in an unusual way.

• Two Cats in the Cemetery

  Two cats sneak into a cemetery at night and start dividing food out loud, but someone outside overhears them and completely misunderstands what is happening.

• Legless Parrot

  A customer walks into a pet store and notices a parrot with no legs prompting a curious conversation.

• Canine Computer Genius

  When a tech CEO found a Golden Retriever coding in the middle of the night he thought he had found a miracle worker until the dog explained his career struggles.

• The Cat Door Mystery

  A cat repeatedly demands the door be opened and closed all day long until the owner realizes the cat is not trying to go anywhere at all.

• Centipede Woe

  A centipede faces an unexpected problem that makes moving forward far more complicated than usual.

• Cat Watching the Mouse All Day

  A normally lazy cat starts staring at a laptop all day without moving, leaving everyone confused until someone points out exactly what job the cat thinks it has.

• The Mother In Law and the Lion

  A man refuses to help when a lion pins his mother in law explaining that the animal got itself into the situation.

• Cat Finally Gets a Job

  After years of doing nothing at home, a cat gets an office job and spends the day ignoring everyone, causing chaos, and somehow still climbing the ranks.

• The Cat’s Night Shift

  A man thinks his cat is sweetly waking him up each morning until the routine escalates into chaos, destruction, and a brutal realization about who’s really in charge.

• The Cat’s Night Shift

  A guy wakes up at 3 a.m. to find his cat staring at him, demanding attention. What follows is a bizarre middle-of-the-night mission that makes no sense at all.

• Talking Dog Talent Scout

  A man brought a talking dog into a talent office and the animal started listing its incredible life achievements until the owner revealed the real problem.

• Froggie The Frog

  A talking frog approaches a man with a strange request and promises something incredible in return.

• Neighborhood Security System

  Buster the Doberman was the most focused dog Kevin had ever seen but instead of watching for intruders he was locked in a standoff with the kitchen appliances.

• The Rabbi and the Talking Dog

  After a Rabbi stops to admire a dog playing checkers in the park he learns that even a brilliant animal has to deal with expectations.

• The Quarterback’s Very Honest Dog

  After showing off a dog that celebrates touchdowns and mourns interceptions a quarterback admits the one thing the dog has never seen.

• Dog Duty

  A man agrees to take care of a friend’s dog for a few days expecting an easy favor but quickly realizes the responsibility is much bigger.

• Poor Doggy

  A poor dog finds itself caught in a situation that quickly turns awkward for its owner.

• Buying A Bull

  A farmer buys a bull for his herd but soon realizes the animal has a personality all its own.

• Donkey Choices

  A farmer trying to choose the right donkey discovers the decision involves more unusual considerations than expected.

• Football Playing Turkey

  A farmer discovers that one of his turkeys has an unusual talent that could make it the star of a football game.

• The Ostrich

  A farmer notices something very unusual about one of his ostriches and decides to investigate.

• The Parrot Who Loved Football

  A psychic parrot predicts football outcomes but ends up causing confusion and chaos for its owner.

• The Mother In Law and the Parrot

  A parrot reveals exactly what a man thinks about his mother in law making dinner very awkward.

• Duck Hunting

  Two hunters head out for duck hunting but a misunderstanding quickly leads to an awkward situation.

• Fishing Trip

  Two buddies go on a fishing trip but bragging about luck quickly changes the day.

• Name That Duck

  A contestant is asked to identify something unusual but the challenge proves harder than expected.

• Chipmunks

  A peaceful day outdoors is interrupted when chipmunks start behaving in unexpected ways.

• Sunbathing With A Bird

  A woman relaxing in the sun enjoys a peaceful afternoon until a curious bird joins her.

• Alligator Woes

  A man dealing with a troublesome alligator realizes the situation is harder than expected.

• Alligators

  A man finds himself face to face with alligators and must decide what to do next.

• Animal Thoughts

  A man imagines what animals might be thinking as they watch humans.

• The Redneck Animal Park

  A roadside attraction advertises an animal park but visitors soon realize it is nothing like a real zoo.

• The Rat Statue

  Visitors notice a strange rat statue in town and begin asking locals why it exists.