Absurd Jokes

• Panda in a Bar

  A panda walks into a bar and completely confuses the bartender.

• Multi-Talented Mutt

  The talking dog tells a story of international espionage and secrets.

• The Automated Doctor

  A futuristic medical machine promises quick diagnoses for any problem.

• Talking Dog Talent Scout

  The talent agent couldn't believe his ears when the dog started talking.

• Froggie The Frog

  A talking frog approaches a man with a deal that sounds unbelievable.

• Robot Secretary

  An office replaces its secretary with a robot that takes instructions literally.

• Smart Home and Cold Pizza

  The digital assistant decided that Mark needed a salad instead of a pizza.

• The Invisible Cloud

  The IT department had to explain that the cloud isn't actually in the sky.

• Aliens In Detroit

  Aliens land in Detroit expecting chaos but meet locals who barely react.

• High Tech Navigation for Santa Claus

  The GPS was supposed to help but it couldn't find a single chimney.

• The Programmer and the Magic Lamp

  A programmer asked for a miracle but the genie found the source code difficult.

• The Russian Genie

  A man meets a genie whose personality is nothing like expected.

• Genie Genie

  A man meets a mysterious genie who offers wishes with strange rules.

• Magic Pool

  A mysterious pool grants wishes to anyone brave enough to jump in.

• Dangerous Wishes

  A magical wish sounds harmless until the consequences appear.

• The Wish

  A man is granted one wish and struggles to choose wisely.

• Heroic Statues

  Two statues suddenly come to life after standing in the park for decades.

• Centipede Woe

  A centipede faces an awkward problem involving far too many legs.

• Donkey Choices

  A man must choose between two donkeys in a very strange situation.

• Magic Mirror

  A magic mirror reveals the truth whenever someone asks a question.

• The Politician and the Shepherd

  The politician used a satellite uplink to count sheep but he forgot one thing.

• The Mayor and the Three Potholes

  The pothole was a disaster until the mayor turned it into a tourist attraction.

• Genesis Of Humor

  Someone imagines the exact moment the very first joke in history was told.

• Syntax of Solitary Confinement

  When a professor goes to jail, he can’t stop fixing his cellmate's grammar.

• Binary Behind Bars

  A programmer goes to jail and treats his cellmate to a lecture on time complexity.

• Debugging of a First Date

  When a coder goes on a blind date, he brings a list of known bugs and a README.

• Thermodynamic Quality of Love

  When asked to be romantic, a physicist calculates the odds of his relationship.

• Optimization of Marital Bliss

  When a systems engineer is told to be more romantic, he builds a custom protocol.

• The Rat Statue

  A strange statue of a rat becomes the center of a curious story.

• Insanity Loose

  Chaos begins when someone claims insanity has suddenly broken loose.

More Curated Humor

• Comeback

  Sharp replies, quick comebacks, and moments where the perfect response wins.

• Sarcastic

  Dry humor, ironic twists, and sarcastic jokes that say the opposite of what they mean.

• Stupid

  Ridiculous jokes built on bad logic, silly ideas, and decisions that make no sense.

• Dark Humor

  Edgy jokes that explore uncomfortable topics with unexpected and twisted humor.

• Dirty

  Adult jokes with suggestive twists, bold setups, and humor that crosses the line.

• Classics

  Timeless jokes that have been told for years and still work every single time.