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Top Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail
10) Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips 09) Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray 08) Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet 07) Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary 06) Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals 05) No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke 04) Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits 03) I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean 02) Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month" 01) Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched |
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