Top 10 Ways to Fix the Grammy Awards

10) One Grammy is full of angry yellow jackets

09) Less Rascal, More Flatts

08) Give a Grammy to the artist whose CD is easiest to open, am I right people?

07) Michael Richards hands out Rap and Hip Hop awards

06) My steamy kiss with Madonna re-enacted by Justin Timberlake and Ludacris

05) Announce Academy Award winners

04) Performance by Dennis Kucinich

03) Put another "m" in "Grammy"

02) Satellite hookup to any winners who are currently incarcerated

01) Special Grammy award to the presenter not wearing underpants