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The Labor Day Holiday

What We Intended To Do On Labor Day:

Get up at 8 am and exercise.
Clean out closet in guest bedroom.
Take a 30-minute lunch break, then get back to work.
Unpack boxes from move 6 months ago.
Shop the big sales for new washer and dryer.
Organize bookshelves.
Call out-of-state family members for brief catch-up conversation.


What We Actually Did On Labor Day:

Got up at 10 am.
Watched 4 hours of True Hollywood Story marathon on E!
Went to grocery store, stopped by bookstore for 2 hours.
Spent 20 minutes organizing glass bottles on bookshelf.
Let answering machine pick up when recently-divorced brother called.
Searched desperately for clean shirt to wear to work Tuesday.

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