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Top 100 Bad Date Excuses
Flossing cats, building pigs from kits, parakeet bowling night, karma transplants, cottage cheese sculptures, and ferret yodeling offer increasingly deranged ways to avoid another evening together.
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Blind Date Ditch Guide
Harmonicas, live food requests, stolen appetizers, open-mouth chewing, restroom table changes, lard buckets, crayons, and graphic limericks create an emergency escape manual for doomed evenings everywhere.
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Reading The Signs of a Moronic Date
Restaurant choices, cab problems, car doors, salad dressing, extra rolls, waiter orders, and suspicious habits become absurd clues for decoding romantic compatibility in completely unreliable ways.
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Dictionary of Dating
Attraction, eye contact, indifference, irritating habits, birth control, friends, easy morals, future regret, and relative beauty receive blunt definitions from a deeply suspicious guide to romance.
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The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Nice girls, screamers, whiners, bosses, worriers, wild partiers, huffy moods, thrown frying pans, and interpretive dance get sorted into a brutally unscientific relationship field guide.
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52 Things My Stupid Ex Does
Fax stamps, orange juice concentration, blood test studying, Mexican phone companies, cordless phone injuries, and negative IQ results fuel a relentless list of insults.
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Why Aren't You Married?
Singles bars, voodoo rituals, parole problems, laundry, co-op boards, personal ads, billion-dollar trust funds, career separation, and brutal counterquestions answer society’s most annoying conversation.
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Dating My Daughter
Nose rings, driveway honking, loose trousers, stone tablets, wooden stools, nuns, body bag warnings, and memorized house rules turn protective fatherhood into psychological warfare.
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The 5 Questions Most Feared by Men
Love, weight, prettier strangers, death hypotheticals, insurance money, golf clubs, and impossible follow-up questions create a no-win verbal trap disguised as ordinary conversation.
