Two blokes are cruising through Texas when they are pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him one, right in the head with his baton.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.

"You're in Texas, son," the trooper replies. "When we pull you over, boy, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm ever so sorry," the driver says, "...not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license - he's clean - and gives him his license back. The trooper then walks round to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with his nightstick.

"HEY, What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.

"Huh? Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.

"Because I know," the trooper says, "that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that a$$hole would've tried that $hit with me!'"