Big Arnie took Helga home with him and took off his shirt. Helga says, "Arnie, dat's some chest you have dare".

Arnie smiles, "Helga, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."

Next he took off his pants. Helga is astonished: "Arnie, dat's nice calves you have dare."

Arnie says, "Helga, dat's a hunnert fifty pounds of dynamite."

Arnie quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants and Helga screamed and ran out the door.

Arnie put his clothes back on and ran after her. Catching her, he said, "Helga, viy did you run out like dat?"

Helga said, "Vith all dat dynamite around, I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas."