This was from early 70's, somebody wanted to sell a sewing machine in the classified ads:

Monday
FOR SALE
R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale.
Phone 958-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs.
Kelly who lives with him cheap.

Tuesday
NOTICE
We regret having erred in R. D. Jones� ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him after 7 p.m.

Wednesday
R. D.
Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad stands correct as follows:

FOR SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale.
Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him.

Thursday
NOTICE
I, R. D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale.
I SMASHED IT. Don�t call 948-0707, as the telephone has been taken out. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit.