I was at my regular pub the other night when big Alex walked in, took his usual seat and ordered a pint of his favorite lager.

Alex leaned over and said to me: "I've just called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."

I was confused by this remark so asked him, "Why on earth would you want to know such a thing???"

Alex leaned closer and explained: "Well, somebody married my ex-wife last week..."