This geezer worked at the local Pickle factory.

One day he comes home with a large grin and a hundred dollar bill. He hands it to his wife who asks him where he got it from.

"Honey," he explains, "I won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet me 100 bux that I wouldn't stick my d**k in the pickle slicer. "

The wife's jaw dropped as she feared the worst. She gingerly pulled down his jogging pants and was mightily relieved as everything was in tact, unharmed.

"But what about the pickle slicer," asked the perplexed wife.

"Oh, she liked it too," answered the husband.